Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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