There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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