Are we in a gay sports bar?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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