I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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