On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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