There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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