Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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