Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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