I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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