How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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