I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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