I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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