so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
