just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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