that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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