I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Randomize
