ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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