so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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