You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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