I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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