Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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