You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Quick, to the slutcave!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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