Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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