New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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