i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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