Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
