Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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