i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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