If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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