There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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