i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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