Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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