I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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