oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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