4 words: hood of his car
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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