ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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