Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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