How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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