just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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