If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
whose parrot is this?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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