we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
we should paint friendship bongs
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