He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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