They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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