It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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