i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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