Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
