Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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