She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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