I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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