Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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