this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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