New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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